Eyes on Kuyt

Black-hole [read Newcastle] manager Roeder is going to keep two of his four eyes on Dirk Kuyt during the World Cup. After the retirement of Alan Shearer the Geordies are realizing that they don’t really have any one else who scores with any sort of regularity. Oops! Regular readers know what I think of Newcastle and their ability to devour talented players and excrete them as washed up carcasses. Dirk Kuyt does NOT read this blog and therefore has mentioned that he’d be alright with a move to St. James’ Park.